One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila... Floor.
This shirt is for the legends who know that tequila isn't just a drink—it's a lifestyle choice (and sometimes a questionable one). Whether you're the life of the party or the reason the party got weird, this tee has your back.
Made from 100% ring spun US cotton with a premium 6.4 ounce fabric, it's soft enough to sleep in after that fourth shot and durable enough to survive whatever stories you'll be denying tomorrow.
Perfect for:
- Bachelor/bachelorette parties where things escalate quickly
- Beach trips that turn into "remember when" stories
- Anyone who's ever said "just one more" and meant it
- Owning your reputation as the fun one
Wear it with pride. Wash it with regret. Repeat.