We all have that friend—or maybe you ARE that friend—who gets a little too affectionate after a few drinks. The hugs get longer, the personal space gets smaller, and suddenly everyone's getting touched on the shoulder, arm, or face. It's not malicious, it's just... enthusiastic.
This shirt is the perfect way to own your drunk personality before the first shot even hits. It's a public service announcement, a conversation starter, and a hilarious warning all rolled into one. Your friends will appreciate the heads-up, and you'll appreciate the laughs.
Made from 100% ring spun US cotton with premium 6.4 ounce fabric—soft, comfortable, and durable enough to survive all the hugs, high-fives, and questionable dance moves you're about to dish out.
Perfect for:
Bachelor/bachelorette parties where things get touchy-feely
Bar crawls with your overly affectionate crew
Anyone who's been told to "keep your hands to yourself"